Breaking Wind


Breaking Wind is a 2012 vampire spoof film, directed by Craig Moss and based on the Twilight film series, specifically Eclipse. It stars Heather Ann Davis, Eric Callero, Frank Pacheco and Danny Trejo. Distributed by Lionsgate Home Entertainment, which became a sister company to Twilight studio Summit Entertainment in 2012, it wound up released only on DVD in the United States.

A year later, Bella Heather Ann Davis asks her boyfriend Edward Colon Eric Callero to transform her into a vampire, but he insists that he marry her first. Bella also has to deal with the affections of Jacob Frank Pacheco, a member of a pack of overweight, flatulent werewolves. One night, Edward gets a vision of Ronald breaking into Bellas room, and brings her to the Colon family home for help, but they are unsure of what to do. Jacob then takes her to meet his grandfather Danny Trejo, who recounts the time that he faced an ancient evil that manifested itself as different characters all played the exact same way a stab at Johnny Depp and his performances as Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka and The Mad Hatter, and believes that a similar incident is about to occur. With this information and a recent spate of people going missing, the Colons are able to deduce that a rogue vampire is creating an army of newborns or noobs.The army turns out to be under the control of Victoria Kelsey Collins, who tells Ronald that she wants Bella dead on the ostensible grounds that Edward was responsible for the death of Gary Coleman. The noobs get Bellas scent from a pornographic magazine, and the Colons realize that they cannot protect her, especially because of Rosalies homicidal rages toward her and Carlisles John Stevenson inability to stop himself from drinking her blood. She seeks refuge with her flamboyantly homosexual father Charlie Flip Schultz, but soon realizes that she cannot stay with him either, due to his insistence in graphically describing his sex acts and holding orgies at his house. Eventually, Edward works out a compromise with Jacob, who takes Bella to safety and uses his flatulence to mask her scent. ........

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